What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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