What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Nickelback.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Anti Joke

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