- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

nothing

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Nickelback

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Trump will make America great again.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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