- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Dyslexia ruels!

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

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