- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

Robin, get in the car, please.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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