Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What's two plus two? Window

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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