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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

one morning i turned on my tv

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

I like poop in my butt

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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