A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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Anti Joke

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