- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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