whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Guest what? Dog

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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