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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

You idiot thats 9 letters

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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