- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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