- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Knock knock come in.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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