- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Women's rights.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

tim has no humor

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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