- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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