- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Women's Rights

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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