- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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