- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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