- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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