- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

I like touching my boobs

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??