Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Your gay

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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