Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

whats worse than a kane nothing

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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