Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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