- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

black people

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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