- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

what smells like tuna? my underwear

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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