- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What is 9+10? 19

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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