Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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