- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

what has genitial warts? me

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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