- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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