Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Anti Joke

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