- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What's big? Jupiter.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

who farted i did :]

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