The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

my names jim haha

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

what's black? a lot of things.

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

youre gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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