What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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