- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

Where did John go? Refrigerator

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

Where does a hobo live? A box.

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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