why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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