- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

Penis.

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

What do you call your mother? Mom.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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