Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Knock knock, come in.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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girls basketball

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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