What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Yo Mamma

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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A black man without problems.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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