- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

I like turtoes.

Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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