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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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pussy enough said

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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i have cancer

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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anti-joke teehee

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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