if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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