I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Your mother is so fat.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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