Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Yah? Well your a ********

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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