Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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