To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Your momma's so fat...

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Chikin nuggets

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Diana and victoria

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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