- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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