- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

what is darker than black?... YOU

Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

A hayride would be fun.

Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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