In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Womens Basketball.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Netball.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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The white guy did it!

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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The Mets win the World Series

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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