And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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I'm Spartacus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Hair

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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