A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Like my status for a tbh?

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Anti Joke

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